Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Labial...labral...not so easy to differentiate over the phone

"I really got worried with the labral tear. My dirty mind thought you meant something else for a moment ;)" ~TUG

Me too! I was totally confused. The assistant read the results to me over the phone, and she went down the list exactly as I wrote it yesterday.

"Possible labral tear."

Say what? No...I don't think so...what? Shoulder! You MRI'd my shoulder!

What I really said was "Bummer." Bless Google. Type in "shoulder labial" and you get corrected right away! G'head, try it.

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Thank you, Figleaf, for totally bringing me down correcting my assumption that we were easing into the The Great Palate Expander Adventure easily. ;-) Unfortunately, Kelly, who's daughter had this done as well, agreed with you.

Bummer.

Now I can correct what I told Bean, and therefore not make a liar out of myself. I do my best to convey to my kids exactly how much something will hurt so that they will know they can trust me. She'll be getting some ibuprofen before we go.

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No TMI today. I feel like I've touched on most of those topics recently, but I will definitely get around to read yours.

Oh, and FADKOG? In the words of that great philosopher, Bryan Adams, everything I do, I do it for you. ;-)

7 humored me by saying something:

Osbasso said...

Hey, those MRI machines are pretty impressive! You never know exactly what they're taking pictures of!

for a different kind of girl said...

That's exactly what I thought! Bryan and I are very, very happy to hear that!

;)

Memphis Steve said...

Labial tears? What have you guys been DOING up there?!

Vixen said...

Well. At least you didn't ask the woman on the phone to clarify about how they could have determined your labia was torn from your shoulder MRI. LOL

That is totally something I could have seen slipping out of my mouth. *snort*

TUG said...

LMAO!!!

Bryan Adams...great philosopher...good one :)

Dana said...

*gigglesnort*

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