Wednesday Weirdness

Yes, I know it's Thursday, but yesterday was busy busy busy.

1. What items (if any) do you get embarrassed to purchase? I'm beyond getting embarrassed over the girlie items, and nothing else is worth feeling funny about.

2. What sexual position do you and your partner/significant other use most? You may be surprised, given the details that I have shared, but it's missionary. It's kind of the default when we don't have a lot of time. We break out the others when we can take the time to prolong things.

3. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off or do you slip them on and off? I would have said yes up until recently, but I find myself getting lazy about it lately. Not sure why. I never used to wear shoes that involved laces until I started working at the gym, but now it's an everyday thing.

4. What is the last thing you broke by accident? My deodorant crystal. I dropped it and it shattered into pieces and dust. I was in a hurry, so I tried to use one of the pieces, and it scratched me. Scratched up underarms hurt!

5. If you had to lose one of your body parts what would it be and why? A toe, or perhaps a finger. Anything else that was visible would really bug me. The foot of intestines that I lost last year hurt like a bitch, and left a pretty scar, but it's not obvious to anyone else.

6. How do you feel about anal sex? It's not really my thing, but I've gifted it a few times. It was one of those experimental things, and it hasn't come up since then. I'm thinking that means he's pretty happy with the alternative. :-)

7. If you could have the ability to solve problems quickly and easily or the ability to know without doubt every time a person told a lie, which ability would you want and why? I suppose it would be to solve problems quickly. Despite my reputation for being naive, I usually have a good feel for when someone is lying to me. I just choose not to confront them for a few reasons.

• The person is of no consequence to me, so it's not worth it.
• I'm afraid of it being turned on me, and that I will be the one who ends up feeling bad.
• I'm angry that they think I'm dumb enough to fall for it, but that embarrasses me, so I avoid.
• I'm hurt that they are taking advantage of my trust, and I'm afraid of where a confrontation will lead.

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I want snaps for acting like a big girl. *LOL* I did not whine about my birthday this year. Even though birthdays make me flinch (yes, I know that makes me pathetic), the emails, comments, and e-cards made me feel very special. Y'all rock!

My family made me breakfast in bed, complete with a candle in my french toast. One of those trick relighting candles that requires one to blow it out about 5 times!

I pretty much nailed the launch of the new release in my class last night. That means I'll blow it today. It always works out that way!