It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

~Errol Flynn

I have no idea how y'all don't lose momentum a few times a year. Those of you who manage to post almost every single day of the year, for years on end, amaze me.

We've had the flu, and now colds/allergies floating around here. I wanted to curl up in a ball and cry yesterday, but I'm feeling more human today. I've made a mental note not to brag to friends that I never catch anything.

We're planning to go to Alabama for part of Spring Break. I realize most of you have had, or are having, yours already, but ours is the week before Easter. I haven't been home for two years. I feel AWFUL about that. I *have* seen my family since then, but my parents not since Thanksgiving of '07. I am a horrible daughter. My parents have not seen their grandchildren in all that time.

I'll also get to see several friends, as well. We'll only be there for four days, so we have to cram in as much fun as we can into those days.

Bless TMI for giving me something else to say.

1. Ever Googled a date, a potential date or an ex?
Yes. Not dates or potentials, because there was no such thing as Google back then, but I have googled an ex before. I'm nosey. I like to know what people have become, where they are, how they are.

If you google me...any form of my name, maiden or married, you get TONS of hits, and up until a year or so ago, none of them were me. Some of those hits are even speech pathologists, which is really freaky.

2. Do you gossip?
*Am* I a gossip, or *do* I gossip? I think they are two separate things. No to the first one, and yes to the second. I don't set out to intentionally talk about people, nor do I get some feeling of importance from knowing things about someone that other people don't know. I do talk to friends about things that are happening to people we know, but it's never malicious.

3. How many people do you completely trust?
Are we still in the gossip realm? Like, how many people do I trust to hold my secrets under lock and key? Other than my husband, I have a couple of close friends with whom I have that relationship. Everyone needs someone they can say things to without fear of judgment, and know that it will go no further.

4. Have you ever had sex in a car?
Yep. A car. My car. His car. Their car. They aren't the most comfortable, and definitely limit the possibilities, but they'll do in a pinch!

5. What is your best flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
Innuendo. I'm a *toucher*, but the funny thing is, if I was actually flirting with intention, I wouldn't touch very much, because it would feel so obvious. Isn't that weird?

Bonus (as in optional): How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period?
Oh, this should be fun. I can't wait to read the answers. Me? Two. I think. Pretty sure that's right.

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Someone please send Spring my way. Not just one day here or there that's nice. I want it to stick around. It's 29 degrees right now, and that's just not right for the end of March.