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1.) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
How much are you offering???
How much are you offering???
2.) Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Definitely not a morning person. I'd be a night owl if I wasn't up so dang early every morning. Let's split the difference and call me a nooner. Heh...
3.) Do you take any kind of medication daily or regularly? If so, what?
Yep. An anti-convulsant/mood stabilizer and Lipitor.
4.) Do you ever have naughty thoughts about any of your friends significant others?
Nope, can't say that I do, or have.
5.) What are your favorite comfort foods?
Bleu cheese, cheese in general, biscuits and gravy (shuddup), mashed potatoes and gravy, chicken and dumplings (I'm sure there's some innuendo in there somewhere)...stuff Mom used to make.
6.) Would you rather direct a porn or star in one?
Which one makes more money? That's the one I pick.
7.) Have you ever seen a "donkey show"? Would you ever be interested in seeing one?
*blink*
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Um...again, thanks to Wiki, we are now on the same page, and OH HELL to the NO!!!
Okay, it was funny in Clerks 2, but even as I laughed my ass off, I was repulsed. Which I imagine is exactly what Kevin Smith was going for, so kudos to him.
Let's just skip right over discussing what kind of pervs would enjoy watching this, and go straight to what kind of sick fucks actually DO this. Ridiculous, I know, but I'm imagining a cocktail party...
Woman #1: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman #2: I'm an animal rights advocate. You?
Woman #1: I suck donkey dicks.
There's an ice-breaker.
8.) On a scale of 1 to 10, how gullible of a person would you say you are?
Hey! Guess what? Not everyone has my best interest at heart. News to me...
In June of 2006, I said this, here:
In June of 2006, I said this, here:
I am naive. I am far too trusting of people. And I most certainly am prone to repeating mistakes. I get burned and I go back for more. It's just who I am.
After giving it a lot of thought, I have decided that, even though I get bitten on the ass quite a lot, I'd rather be at this end of the spectrum than the other. After all, how much fun would I be if it said "Sophisticated, Suspicious, and Shrewd" up there?
Let's face it, sophisticated is a lost cause. :)
13 humored me by saying something:
I so needed this today! Of course, all of my cubicle mates are wondering what the hell is so funny - should I tell them it was a conversation between an animal rights activist and a donkey dick sucker??
Hummm I never thought of cheese as a comfort food but now that I think about it I guess I do eat a lot of cheese.
Thanks for the Hump Day laugh!
Can you imagine what the donkeys are saying to each other???
Until this very moment, I've never known what a donkey show was (and was too innocent to search...heh...), so I thank you, dear, for educating me in your brief little drama play! Not that the topic comes up much in various conversations I have,but if it does, I won't have to just smile and pretend like I know!
A nooner.... *snort*
I have a hard time finding middle ground as far as the gullible/naive thing goes. I'm either far too trusting or much much too suspicious. IDK.
Nod to Kevin Smith and Kinky Kelly. Although I almost bust a gut on your ice breaker. Too funny.
Lipator? Really? Must be all the cheese. I take that too, because I don't exercise enough to keep my cholesterol down.
I hope you don't go all the way to a "1".
1.) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Shit, I took them off for free. WTF kind of question is that?
2.) Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Nightowl. I only like to get up early to get some pthang.
3.) Do you take any kind of medication daily or regularly? If so, what?
I have glacoma. Take drops. But if I could get my hands on more crank I would gladly add that to the morning regime.
4.) Do you ever have naughty thoughts about any of your friends significant others?
Have you seen my friends? just a few about biskit, vixen, and this other gal called Cindy.
5.) What are your favorite comfort foods?
Coochie. I like to eat when depressed.
6.) Would you rather direct a porn or star in one?
Direct. I have a pretty fucked up mind at times.
7.) Have you ever seen a "donkey show"? Would you ever be interested in seeing one?
Nope not that fucked in the head.
Dana- Glad to help you smile!
Shannon- Cheese makes me happy *LOL*
Os- Um...yeh...my brain went to lots of inappropriate places.
FADKOG- Always willing to share my knowledge of the world's perverse pleasures. *gag*
Vixen- Me, too. *sigh*
g-man- It's hereditary. No amount of exercise (obviously, lol) or eating right will help.
Madman- Hmmm...I would think that would be more comforting for the "server" but whatever makes you happy...
HAHAHA...
My mission.. to serve her...
Oooh now I've read another person who answered with Cheese! Pretty hillarious answer on the donkey - thank you for the chuckles... :)
I'd pay real money to see the look on the animal rights woman.
You're totally sophisticated, in an intelligent, interesting, fun-to-be-around kind of way, not a snooty, boring, too-good-for-anybody-but-really-just-like-most-everybody-else kind of way.
I think I've lived in TN for too long.
I'd never even HEARD of a donkey show.
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