1.) Someone dares you to eat two cooked bulls testicles for 1,500 dollars. They're fried, topped with nacho cheese, belly button lint, lima beans, sweat rung out from a dirty sock and maple syrup and you have to eat it all. Are you going to eat it for the cash or pass?
PASS. Just reading that made me gag.
2.) If you were not getting enough sex in your relationship, how would you handle it? Would you cheat on your significant other?
Considering that my first husband and I only had sex *maybe* 5 times in the last three years we were together, and it never even crossed my mind, lack of sex is not going to drive me to be unfaithful.
3.) Would you cheat if you knew you would never be caught? Why or why not?
I would know, and the fear would eat me up.
4.) If you could get rid of any of the late night talk show hosts and replace them with anyone you want, what late night persona would you get rid of and who would you replace them with?
I don't even know who's on anymore. I'm never up that late.
5.) If you could get rid of one day time talk show, which one would you pick and why?
I don't watch those either, but just the commercials for Tyra Banks' show disgust me.
6.) Where is your favorite places on the body to be kissed? Favorite places to kiss?
The side or back of my neck. I just gave myself chills just thinking about it. My favorite place to kiss on another person would be wherever their favorite place is. Selfishly speaking though, I like the side of the neck. I can't imagine kissing someone there unless I cared very deeply for them. Call me weird, but it's a sacred place to me.
7.) Do you watch porn? How does your significant other feel about that?
Yes. I think we differ in what appeals to us, so that makes it hard. (Heh...I said hard.) I can't STAND cheesy porn. It makes my skin crawl. If you're just going to go straight for the action with no plot, then just shut the hell up and do it. Don't annoy me with crappy dialogue. And most porn is aimed at what men want to see, so as far as I'm concerned, lesbian porn is the only porn worth watching.
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I watched the first episode of the new 90210 last night. I can't be the only former BH-Niner fan who tuned in. Is it just me, or do all of the boys look the same? I can't tell them apart. It was very confusing. The girls are a little more diverse. I was amused that the bitchy little whore from Nip/Tuck is once again playing a bitchy little whore.
Brenda and Kelly look well-preserved, and honestly they are the only reason I tuned in. I've always had a little girly crush on Jennie Garth. I even had my hair cut like hers back in the late 90's. I'm just now realizing how pathetic that is. Not quite as bad as getting a "Rachel," but pathetic all the same.
Happy Wednesday! We're half-way to the weekend.
12 humored me by saying something:
Tyra Banks scares the crap out of me. I don't watch her, but when I see her, I feel like she's going to bust out in fangs and giant teeth and eat me!
I just finished watching the recording of 90210, and I'm with you! I am confused over who is all who! Too many people for my older brain. It was so easy back in the old days to keep track of people! And the teachers didn't look the same age as the students! Jennie Garth looks hot. Shannen looks a bit rough, but that's classic Brenda.
Except for the lint and sock things, you wouldn't even have to pay me for #1!
I'm with you about Tyra too. Frankly, dump the entire lot of them, and then don't bring the shows back!
I never do these on my blog, but feel free to enjoy Heff's answers on yours, lol !
#1. How big are the Bull Testicles ?
#2. Wouldn't cheat - I'd "hand"le it.
#3. Good question. I'll get back to you.
#4. I'd go slightly in to the future, get rid of Jimmy Fallon, and Keep Conan O'Brien in his same time slot.
#5. You hit the nail on the head - Tyra would have to go.
#6. Anywhere will do just fine, lol!
#7. Yes, and I was quite impressed with YOUR answer !
FADKOG is as pathetic as you: "that's classic Brenda" - pfah!! You guys should get together and form a fan club: "Hottie fans of the old 90210, who have secret lesbian fetishes for Kelly".
...and Kick Ass Racks...!!!
But Biscuit, those bull testicles have NACHO cheese! I thought for sure you'd be all about the cheese!
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit after reading #1. EEWWW!
My sister let me down. Her and I were *dedicated* BH 90210 fans and she only emailed me AFTER the episode was over. What kind of sister is that?! *sigh*
I will be tuning in next week....if it's still on, lol. ;)
Even with the allure of cheese, I couldn't get myself to go for #1. ACK!
I've never watched Tyra either. I always had this feeling I'd vomit out of utter dusgust or feel my IQ decrease after watching her show.
Lesbian porn rocks. Thankfully, my boyfriend and I have very similar tastes in what we like to watch.
Have a great day! =)
FADKOG- Now Tyra REALLY scares me!
Os- EWWWWWWWWWWW
Heff- #2 *snort*
SNB- AND we'd like to see Kelly's kickass rack!
Dana- Not even my beloved cheese can make me eat belly button lint and sweat. Good lord, I just gagged again.
Chelle- I'm so afraid I'll go there and once it starts, it won't stop.
Vixen- She needs a *flick* on the forehead. You didn't miss much, though.
AR- For me, it's also about fantasy. Why would I watch what I can actually DO?
Well, I suppose I'd look as well, but I doubt Kelly would survive a wet t-shirt face-off with either of you. However, I must admit I've only seen one set out of the three (but I'm willing to do the hard work that would change this guess into a well-considered scientific comparison...!!)
SNB, it's heartening to know what a government servant is willing to endure for the sake of science.
Fer real.
I liked the bad boy on 90210. We ain't getting it over here on this side of the pond. Honestly, all the girls pissed me off - it was one of the first shows I remember telling young girls that women went to work in skirts-up-to-there. Not that I have any problem with those kinda skirts, but, c'mon...
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